Author Topic: FARE INCREA$E FIA$CO !! An Open Letter To a FEW industry MORONS !! ~:O  (Read 51 times)

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Greetings !!!  8)

Well, well, well...

- Looks like good 'ole Mike and Abe,
Taxi Dave, Carolyn and a few OTHER career NYC cabbies
with an I.Q. over 55
were on the right track when we said....
'WE NEED A FARE INCREASE !! NOW !!!'

It's 'only' been about SIX YEARS since the LAST one...
so, TLC .. don't wanna to rush ya...but..
YELLOW CAB DRIVERS NEED A FARE INCREASE - NOW !!


Trouble was, APPARENTLY during that process...
there were 'more than a few' folks in our iconic industry
who kept going around saying, 'NOOOO !!! I'm afraid of Uuuuuuber !!'
To THAT I say....  BULLSH-T !!!   >:(

We are NOW in a WEIRD situation
where everyone's favorite PIRATE SHIP (...known as the MTA)
did THEIR research and said, 'Hmmm...
- looks like the market will bear an ADDITIONAL
$2.50 per trip TAXI SURCHARGE !!
- So... if the CABBIES don't want it, WE fer sher DO !!'

KABOOM !! Bye bye fare increase
and HELLO 'Vasoline Alley' !!   :o

Nice going, IDIOTS !!!
When will some of you knuckleheads
learn to KEEP YOUR big mouths SHUT !?!?

Or, as a REALLY funny gay businessman said to his partner
in the back of my cab one night about one of HIS deals...
'Look - if they're bending over, we might as well UNZIP'

True-er WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN !!!    :)

Which leads ME to conclude a few things here...

1) Are 'Uber et al' spies roaving among the cab driver community
and chatting it up with drivers at the hack stands
and the airport holding lots
simply to fill their ears with BULLSHIT and / or propaganda ?!?

2)  When will WE get a fare increase NOW ?!?!
- Will we get ANOTHER $2.50 per trip ....  for US !!!...
thereby making it a whopping FIVE DOLLAR increase.. PER TRIP  ?!?

3) and... oh yes....
- Do ALL of our yellow cabs cronies realize there
are people in our industry who work BOTH SIDES OF THE STREET ?!?!
(i.e.  INVESTED with Uber in one of their financing 'rounds' !!!)

WAKE UP PEOPLE !!! It's time to DANCE !!
GET ON THE FLOOR and START GETTING IN THE F-ING GAME !!
...and fer crissakes... THINK before you 'strike' !!!   8)


BREAKING !!!
- Nov. 19th meeting about this mess at City Hall  !!!
« Last Edit: November 13, 2018, 04:50:15 PM by taxitalk »